Modern Technology

[susan-y]

This was forwarded to me from a friend......


I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night
when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said.
'We don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iPod.'
I can tell you,

that dirty old fly never knew what hit it...

Sue

[terrysfamily]

very good.

[Waitabit]

Ethereal Euthanasia?

[Mutley]

It took me a minute to fall in.

Every time you kill a fly, twenty more appear to attend the funeral.
You might need his laptop next time.

[Guy Etchells]

Be very careful flies can stop cars, railway engines and even planes!

If a fly is flying towards any of the above when they hit the fly and reverse its direction of travel both the car (etc) and the fly are stationary for an instance.
Cheers
Guy

[susan-y]

It took me a minute to fall in.

Every time you kill a fly, twenty more appear to attend the funeral.
You might need his laptop next time.

Somehow, I believe that!

Sue

[cristol]

Hee Hee ... That's great !