Rich beyond my wildest dreams

[Colin Rowledge]

If Mutley has had a 'windfall', how about me?

I have:
Siilver in my hair - what's left of it
Gold in my teeth - most still can accomadate gold, the others are attached to plates that I soak nightly
Crystals in the kidneys
Sugar in the blood
Lead in my foot - just got a speeding ticket!
Iron in my arteries
An inexhaustiible supply of Gas - don't come close after "baked beans on tost" and a couple of beers.

Boy, am I rich? If I keep on gaining such wealth my wife and daughter will never need to worry about money after I'm gone.

[Colin Rowledge]

To those who may be interested - items without comments are the rssults of my most recent physical!!

Since the medic's didn't ak about alcohol and my liver appears to still be functioning, I can still enjoy a beer.

And my pipes!!!

Colin

[Mutley]

Physical windfalls are always better than monetary ones.

The monetary ones, we have to leave behind.
The physical ones, we can take with us.

That is, unless you wish to leave bits of physical stuff for others that may need them.
but Gas don't count... we cannot decide for it, it's got a mind of it's own.

[thecouch]

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