I hate my job

[Davran]

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days - but not many]

Try this out:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
' Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized . '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson .'

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A*S THAN YOURS!

.........Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart; maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!!

[susan-y]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


I'll remember

Sue

[busyglen]

Made my eyes water!

Glenys

[elaine webb]

Thanks brilliant!! I must print this off and show my husband, it might stop him constantly moaning about his job!!


Best wishes

Elaine.

[pottoka]

Imagine meeting someone now who tells you they work for Johnson & Johnson ...

[Waitabit]

Although,....if one was a sour old f''''t, I don't think the job would last long ,do you? hmmm?

[Mutley]

Although,....if one was a sour old f''''t, I don't think the job would last long ,do you? hmmm?

Oh my gawd, imagine if he popped at the wrong moment !!!!

[jeanettemarie]

Thanks brilliant!! I must print this off and show my husband, it might stop him constantly moaning about his job!!

I think I will do the same

[beachbaby]

That's absolutely the most wonderful thing! Some real belly laughs on this side of the ocean. Thank you.

Teri

[BeeE586]

I personally would avoid the place that produced recycled toilet rolls.

Eileen