CDC ALERT
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooster (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to yourfriends. If you do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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27-04-2008 10:51 PM #1Famous for offering help & advice
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28-04-2008 10:15 AM #2Always willing to share my ignorance...
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Glad I'm retired!
Glenys
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28-04-2008 10:45 AM #3Famous for offering help & advice
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Oh me too Glenys but aren't you asking for trouble - busyglen?
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28-04-2008 11:24 AM #5Super Moderator
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I last had it eight years ago so am hopefully immune, even from the house variety, but just in case I have decided to keep taking the antidote
Sue Mackay
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28-04-2008 9:04 PM #7Valued member of Brit-Gen.
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I've still got it, I'll keep on taking the antidote until it goes away !
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28-04-2008 9:10 PM #8Jan1954Guest
I've got it too!

Am I infectious?
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28-04-2008 10:14 PM #9Famous for offering help & advice
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It's ok Jan, calm down, we won't hold any grudges. Someone has to be the carrier for this disease or where is our excuse for taking the antidote?

Christina
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28-04-2008 10:27 PM #10MutleyGuest
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract
Ish very wunnerful ideea!
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