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    CDC ALERT

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
    This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

    If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooster (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.


    You should immediately forward this medical alert to your
    friends. If you do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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    Glad I'm retired!

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    Oh me too Glenys but aren't you asking for trouble - busyglen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by christanel View Post
    Oh me too Glenys but aren't you asking for trouble - busyglen?
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    Er....yes I suppose so, although I first used that name when I was infected with WORK, but am now completely cured!!

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    I last had it eight years ago so am hopefully immune, even from the house variety, but just in case I have decided to keep taking the antidote
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sue Mackay View Post
    I last had it eight years ago so am hopefully immune, even from the house variety, but just in case I have decided to keep taking the antidote
    Not quiet that long ago, but I think its best to keep up the medication, just to be on the safe side, its a nasty virus
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    I've still got it, I'll keep on taking the antidote until it goes away !

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    I've got it too!

    Am I infectious?

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    It's ok Jan, calm down, we won't hold any grudges. Someone has to be the carrier for this disease or where is our excuse for taking the antidote?
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    Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract

    Ish very wunnerful ideea!

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