Forum: Funny Side of Life

These fit so well they should be in a dictionary. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

A snippet, apparently in The Telegraph, a Cabinet Minister in encouraging well off pensioners to send their extra benefits to the Treasury, is quoted as saying "I would encourage everybody who reads the Telegraph and doesn't need it to hand it back"

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate has been hit by a car. Paddy: Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think he broke both his legs. Operator: What is you location sir? Paddy: Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street. Operator: How do you spell that sir?...

1)You can't count your hair. 2)You can't wash your eyes with soap. 3)You can't breathe when your tongue is out. Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

Having just checked out Archives to be sure this isn't a repeat, I got badly sidetracked, had a good giggle & left before I ran out of day. Hope this gives a few giggles with no offence. 1- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2-...

The 3rd "Nile" virus is coming. I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to target those who were born prior to 1993.... Virus Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail...

Double enter sorry,-it's not that funny. Perhaps a Mod will delete this one?

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I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower.I realized that I couldn't find the rake.. I yelled up to my wife, “Where is the rake?" She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?" I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a...

I just had to share this with you - Alfred Fuller's disability claim (for an ulcer) after serving with the Lincolnshire's in WW1 (original spellings): "I poisoned my leg while puting up defence work and the docters have told me I am flat footed. I were nothing near so bad as I am now or they...