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justlez
12-08-2009, 12:01 PM
A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase.

Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase... The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Senora, the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
BeeE586
12-08-2009, 6:12 PM
Good, very good.

Eileen
Waitabit
13-08-2009, 4:15 AM
Which is why I don't have a gardener.
We are about to indulge in another new tank & boxed vegie gardens to conserve water 'my aging back', & enable shade to the beds during summer.

The Men are now digging up lawned area for the tank & I get to sort out soil planks etc. fun stuff coming my way.

I think I'll continue to do my own ironing as well.:D
justlez
13-08-2009, 11:14 PM
Which is why I don't have a gardener.
We are about to indulge in another new tank & boxed vegie gardens to conserve water 'my aging back', & enable shade to the beds during summer.

The Men are now digging up lawned area for the tank & I get to sort out soil planks etc. fun stuff coming my way.

I think I'll continue to do my own ironing as well.:D


There 'waitabit'........is that a ...."would if I could but I daren't".........??!!!!|biggrin||biggrin||biggrin|
Waitabit
14-08-2009, 2:49 AM
There 'waitabit'........is that a ...."would if I could but I daren't".........??!!!!|biggrin||biggrin||biggrin|

Don't think my thoughts have ventured so indepth Justlez, I can live without the hassles I do believe. My Fella is fun enough for me. ;)
justlez
14-08-2009, 11:34 AM
I quite agree.........Many years ago when I was a delivery milkman most of the young ladies often asked of their neighbours....." How does ??? living at number 42 pay you"? "On the couch"?....:D:D...

"Not on your life" I always replied, I'm married...!!