Worried of Tunbridge Wells

[tony vines]

I've just noticed that I've suddenly acquired "a spectacular aura". I'm worried that this disease may be fatal so I've posted this in the medical topic. If one of the moderators thinks that it should be in another topic please free to move it but be quick before I die.

Can anyone tell me the symptoms of spectacular auras. I've got a spot on my bottom, could that be one......no....no that would be a posterior aura wouldn't it? Maybe it's the spot on my nose.. that could be caused by wearing spectaculars couldn't it? Does this mean that my nose will fall off?

If my nose falls off will I still smell?

Oh dear I'm not sure that I'll sleep tonight in case my nose is on the pillow when I get up in the morning. Please, please is there a cure for aural spectaculars?

Worried of Tunbridge Wells

[Jan1954]

Fret not, Tony. You are not the only one to have changed their "tag line". |hug|

Have a read of this thread (http://www.british-genealogy.com/forums/showthread.php?t=35691) and you should see what I mean.

Meanwhile, I shall slide this thread onto the Brit-Gen discussion forum as there really is nothing to worry about - medically speaking. ;)

[Barnzzz]

It must be airborne because I've got it too !

Sue

Bothered of Bristol

[MarkJ]

Surely if the problem is "aural" Tony, it would be your ears that fell off?

Mark :)

[bumblebee]

You need to contract 'Post ticular contagion' this after a while will cure the Aural Spectacular. However I cannot be sure this will not lead to something more severe.

Happy retirement (uhmm bored already - must be some 'odd jobs' need doing')

Bumblebee

[tony vines]

I'm sorry Mark I can't hear you!

[tony vines]

Thanks for the good wishes Bumblebee. I must retire now!