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Neil Wilson
01-05-2008, 10:17 AM
http://uk.f860.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f2908%5fAFu8ktkAAMNgSBi6WAC6Lx2faI E&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the clerk. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday.'

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

(a masterpiece)

(wait for it)




The bank manager looks back at her and says...



'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.'



(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)



Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!



Have a good Day!

Ladkyis
01-05-2008, 10:21 AM
part of my brain was desperately scrambling to 'get' the punchline before I got to it if you see what I mean. I had heard this before but still had to read the punchline - made me grin, Neil, nice one.

Mutley
01-05-2008, 11:53 AM
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brianb
01-05-2008, 12:00 PM
Nice one Neil, and yes I did grin (but felt sorry for my work mates so decided not to sing !), nice start to my lunch break.

And a good day to you too

Brian

Sandyhall
01-05-2008, 12:17 PM
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Nice one, made me larff...........

Sandy

AnnB
01-05-2008, 1:52 PM
Thanks Neil, and yes, I will now have that on my brain for the rest of the day |biggrin|

Ann http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a173/AnnB_/thfrogs-1.gif

busyglen
01-05-2008, 2:57 PM
Great Neil! :D:D

Like Ann, I shall be singing that all day now, and worst of all, these usually pop into my mind just as I'm trying to go to sleep!! |banghead|

Glenys

susan-y
01-05-2008, 3:13 PM
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Croaked me up!!!!

Sue

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v.wells
01-05-2008, 4:14 PM
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Croaked me up!!!!

Sue

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Good happy joke:)

helen57
01-05-2008, 7:52 PM
:)

I had to copy it and send it to my daughter :)
And my dad :)

Keep them coming please, one a day will be great :)

Helen

elizabethjones1
01-05-2008, 8:40 PM
Just loved it :Dhave you heard this one? There was a really cute princess walking through the woods, and she heard a voice calling,
"Hey Really Cute Princess!" She looked around and didn't see anyone but a frog. She started to walk on but the frog called again.
"Hey Really Cute Princess, if you take me home and let me sleep on your pillow, I will turn back into a Handsome Prince!"
It had been a very boring day so she decided to give it a try even though she really didn't believe the frog.
The Really Cute Princess took the frog home with her and let him sleep on her pillow. When she got up the next day what do you think she found?
There on her pillow sat a really Handsome Prince.
Do you believe the story?
Well neither did her mother!

http://allaboutfrogs.org/picts/frogline.gif

busyglen
02-05-2008, 10:08 AM
:D:D

Loved the frogs!

Glenys

BeeE586
02-05-2008, 6:23 PM
I didn't know any frog jokes but i do now. Well done both, I can do with a giggle. All my favourite players are out of the Snooker and on Tuesday I pranged the car. (Not badly I'm pleased to say, but maddening just the same)

Eileen

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Diane Grant-Salmon
02-05-2008, 6:31 PM
OK, you know I don't like spiders, but I just love frogs, as I've probably mentioned before!

Great joke.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g128/DianeGS/Objects/Frog-Winking.gif

Neil Wilson
02-05-2008, 7:46 PM
I didn't know any frog jokes but i do now. Well done both, I can do with a giggle. All my favourite players are out of the Snooker and on Tuesday I pranged the car. (Not badly I'm pleased to say, but maddening just the same)

Eileen

Hi Eileen, hope you are all right and not injured. Take care

Jan1954
02-05-2008, 9:54 PM
Hi Eileen, hope you are all right and not injured. Take care

I hope you are too, Eileen |hug|

BeeE586
03-05-2008, 1:27 PM
Thank you for kind thoughts, Neil and Mutley. Minor prang, cracked front bumper and a bit of missing paint. Apart from feeling incredibly stupid I am perfectly all right - the trolley bay in Morrison's Car Park moved into the path of my car as I was parking !!!!! And if you believe that you will believe the Cute Princess joke as well.

Strange thing, I have only had similar damage twice in the past - a bit of scratched paint - but each time with a brand new car. This was a prang waiting to happen; now it has.

Eileen