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christanel
27-04-2008, 10:51 PM
CDC ALERT

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooster (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to yourfriends. If you do not have friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

busyglen
28-04-2008, 10:15 AM
|biggrin||biggrin|

Glad I'm retired!

Glenys

christanel
28-04-2008, 10:45 AM
Oh me too Glenys but aren't you asking for trouble - busyglen?
Christina

busyglen
28-04-2008, 10:53 AM
Oh me too Glenys but aren't you asking for trouble - busyglen?
Christina

Er....yes I suppose so, although I first used that name when I was infected with WORK, but am now completely cured!! |biggrin|

Glenys

Sue Mackay
28-04-2008, 11:24 AM
I last had it eight years ago so am hopefully immune, even from the house variety, but just in case I have decided to keep taking the antidote :D

jeanettemarie
28-04-2008, 8:30 PM
I last had it eight years ago so am hopefully immune, even from the house variety, but just in case I have decided to keep taking the antidote :D

Not quiet that long ago, but I think its best to keep up the medication, just to be on the safe side, its a nasty virus:D
Jeanette

Barnzzz
28-04-2008, 9:04 PM
I've still got it, I'll keep on taking the antidote until it goes away !

Jan1954
28-04-2008, 9:10 PM
I've got it too! http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee187/Jan_07/cry.gif

Am I infectious? :eek:

christanel
28-04-2008, 10:14 PM
It's ok Jan, calm down, we won't hold any grudges. Someone has to be the carrier for this disease or where is our excuse for taking the antidote? |laugh1|
Christina

Mutley
28-04-2008, 10:27 PM
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract

Ish very wunnerful ideea!
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q88/HoneyBThatsMe/Smileys/Coffee%20Food/drunk-1.gif

susan-y
29-04-2008, 3:55 AM
|5cups|
I'm employed by my husband and today was a 13 hour day.... I have a bad dose.... I'm sure I need another|5cups| of Work Isolating Neutralizing Extract before I go to bed|cheers|
Sue