brianb
19-03-2008, 3:47 PM
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Oh dear, sorry folks, couldnt resist it.......
Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb As digging continues into the night!
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A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy".
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...
and finally.....
Two blondes walk into a building....you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
hope I havent upset too many ......
Brian
Oh dear, sorry folks, couldnt resist it.......
Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb As digging continues into the night!
|nopity|
A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy".
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...
and finally.....
Two blondes walk into a building....you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
hope I havent upset too many ......
Brian