overbrae
15-03-2008, 5:13 PM
A cat died and went to Heaven.
God met her at the gates and said, "you have been a good cat all these years
anything you want is yours for the asking."
the cat thought for a while and said,"All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors .I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.
God said,"say no more."
Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, seven mice died and God made them the same offer he made to the cat.
the spokesmen for the mice "Well, we have had to run all our lives:from cats dogs and even people with brooms!
If we could have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.
God answered ,"It is done".All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later ,God decided to check on the cat .
He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.
Gently awakened the cat and asked " is everything ok are you happy".
"The cat replied "Oh, it is WONDERFUL.
I have never been so happy in all my life.The pillow is so fluffy and those
little Meals on wheels you have sending over are delicious!"
God met her at the gates and said, "you have been a good cat all these years
anything you want is yours for the asking."
the cat thought for a while and said,"All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors .I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.
God said,"say no more."
Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, seven mice died and God made them the same offer he made to the cat.
the spokesmen for the mice "Well, we have had to run all our lives:from cats dogs and even people with brooms!
If we could have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.
God answered ,"It is done".All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later ,God decided to check on the cat .
He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.
Gently awakened the cat and asked " is everything ok are you happy".
"The cat replied "Oh, it is WONDERFUL.
I have never been so happy in all my life.The pillow is so fluffy and those
little Meals on wheels you have sending over are delicious!"