BeeE586
09-02-2008, 1:04 AM
Another one from my e-mails
"When I was married 33 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 33 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21 year old dark haired woman.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a +50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21 year old dark haired babe, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis."
Eileen
"When I was married 33 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 33 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21 year old dark haired woman.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a +50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21 year old dark haired babe, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis."
Eileen