Adam

[Davran]

God said, "Adam, I Want you to do something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"

God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained what a valley was to Adam.

Then God said, "Cross the? river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"

God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave."
Adam? said, "What's a cave?"

After? God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?"
So God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, "I want you to go forward and reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under his breath), "Geez..."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, his patience now wearing thin, said angrily, "What? is it now?"
And Adam said:

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!
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"What's? a headache?"

[busyglen]

I didn't know that excuse was `that' old!! ;)

Glenys

[Davran]

Glenys, I loved this joke because it reminded me of my husband if I ask him to do any shopping - I have to spell everything out to the last detail! I'm not making any comments about 'headaches', though. ;)

[AnnB]

I'm only just recovering from Glenys's dead cow.......what are you trying to do to me :D:D:D

Ann

[Jan1954]

Coffee and Brit-Gen?

I don't think so...|scold|

Well, not if you're going to read this forum! http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee187/Jan_07/chuckle.gif

[Peter_uk_can]

Never avoiding an opportunity to be pedantic, but would God really have taken his yet to be born Son's name in vain by using such slang ?

Quote: God first said (under his breath), "Geez..."

[Davran]

Ah, but his son was not even a twinkle in his father's eye at the time - Adam had yet to get past the 'headache' and there was a lot of 'begatting' before Jesus arrived on the scene. ;)