Non PC carols

[Ladkyis]

My husband saw this in one of the newspapers brought into his office today.

Ten carols for different disorders

1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear what I Hear?

2. Multiple personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented are

3. Dementia - I think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels sing - About me

5. Manic - Deck the Halls and House and Lawn and Street and Stores and Trees...

6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is coming to town... to get me

7. Borderline personality Disorder - Thoughts of roasting on an open fire

8. Personality Disorder - You better Watch out, I'm gonna Cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why.

9. Attention Deficit disorder - Silent Night, Holy ooh look at the froggy, can I have a chocolate? Why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.

My favourite is number ten

[Davran]

Great! :D

Our house must be 5. My son, who is a theatre technician, has always had an interest in lights, so our house is usually like fairyland at Christmas, inside and out. We don't go in for the tacky stuff, just lots of white lights in the front garden and this year we have giant snowflakes projected onto the roof - we get people slowing down as they drive past to have a good look!

Mind you, that's when I DO get really grumpy because we have boxes and boxes of lights littered all over the house until the decorations are finished ...... then he can't be bothered to take them all down afterwards!

[SBSFamilyhistory]

these are wonderful.

my husband is a social worker for a community mental health team in Worcestershire I will have to run them off for him to take to work, I know that they will like them

Sue