Bengie
25-11-2007, 3:22 PM
A little girl runs up to her dad and says "Dad, what's sex?"
Dad jumps with a start thinking "Oh dear, I new it was going to come, well I suppose I had better get on with it".
With some stutters and a bit of embarrasement he manages to tell her how babies are made, and adds that it should only take place when two people are really in love.
After he had finished, he noticed his daughter looking at him rather puzzled.
He asks "What is it, didn't you understand?"
"Well yes, kind off" says the little girl. "So what made you ask the question?" says dad.
"It was mum", says the little girl, "I asked her how long it would be until dinner and she
said a couple of secs"
Dad jumps with a start thinking "Oh dear, I new it was going to come, well I suppose I had better get on with it".
With some stutters and a bit of embarrasement he manages to tell her how babies are made, and adds that it should only take place when two people are really in love.
After he had finished, he noticed his daughter looking at him rather puzzled.
He asks "What is it, didn't you understand?"
"Well yes, kind off" says the little girl. "So what made you ask the question?" says dad.
"It was mum", says the little girl, "I asked her how long it would be until dinner and she
said a couple of secs"