* His bitching ~ Her bitching *

[Rove]

* It's bitching time at B-G *

Means you need to write down all the bitching that takes places at your place.
Male to female bitching
Female to male bitching
Who takes the wooden spoon at your place ?

Tell us and be an honest bitch.
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My wife is a wonderful person. Everyone loves her.
I'm so lucky to have been married to her for 55 years.
I'll marry her again for a hundred more times.

but

She's not perfect in everything.

My bitching about her are these:

1. When she is cooking she digs out every piece of cutlery and the kitchen looks like that place in India where they scrap all the old ships of the world.

2. She gets angry at me when I drive over the traffic road humps even if I'm only going at 5 miles per hour.

3. She keeps serving me baked beans when she knows I totally dislke baked beans.

4. She keeps telling me (this really hurts) that my garage is full of junk when her sewing room is is a mass of bits of material, old clothes and not a space to swing a cat.

Life could be dream.

[jeeb]

Well I'm afraid I don't have anyone to bitch about anymore and probably more to the point someone to bitch about me! My wife and I shared a passion for genealogy, spending Sunday afternoons dragging our 'poor kids' around churchyards and arranging holidays where far flung ancestors could be researched. We always had a friendly rivalry on who could discover something first (bit like on here really, lol). My one 'bitch' has to be that now she is on the other side, why is she keeping it all to herself! I still miss her though.

Jeremy

[Neil Wilson]

Well
Seeing that I couldn't get into the kitchen this morning because every square inch of the worktop was in use and that I couldn't get my caffine fix, I have to agree with Rove.
Speed ramps are there for one purpose only, to see how far you take off when you hit them at speed!
Garages were not invented for cars, only if they were being worked on.
Rooms shouldn't be used for sewing, what is wrong with a stool and a small table in the shed.
Baked Beans give me wind (I have changed this from 'makes me f**t')

[jeanettemarie]

Mine pet hate is when im cooking and the door bell or the phone rings, both my son and my husband are sat watching tv and they will shout either someones at the door or someones on the phone they dont move,and I have to move everything off the cooker so it doesnt burn to go and answer it, while they just sit there|rant|

[Jan1954]

Mine pet hate is when im cooking and the door bell or the phone rings, both my son and my husband are sat watching tv and they will shout either someones at the door or someones on the phone they dont move,and I have to move everything off the cooker so it doesnt burn to go and answer it, while they just sit there|rant|

Ignore them - carry on cooking - curiosity (or annoyance) will eventually get the better of them... :)

[jeanettemarie]

Ive tried that, it doesnt work, they still dont move, maybe I should let the food burn, |shakehead

[Jan1954]

Ive tried that, it doesnt work, they still dont move, maybe I should let the food burn, |shakehead

Don't cook, sit down and, if their tummies (and they) rumble, explain that it's their turn to cook and your turn to answer the door/telephone. |biggrin|

[Neil Wilson]

Mine pet hate is when im cooking and the door bell or the phone rings, both my son and my husband are sat watching tv and they will shout either someones at the door or someones on the phone they dont move,and I have to move everything off the cooker so it doesnt burn to go and answer it, while they just sit there|rant|There is an easier solution - you fit a door camera/intercom in the kitchen and also move the phone into there. Why should us men have to ....... (sorry enough said, I shut up)

[jeanettemarie]

Cant you just tell the mans point of view, typical, I think its inbred, trouble is I would have to do the fitting of the camera and intercom as well|idea|I give up

[Davran]

Take the advice of someone who has to answer the phone at work, NEVER be a slave to it at home. If you haven't already got an answering service, get yourself one. Discipline yourself not to rush to the phone every time it rings - if it's urgent they will ring back, if not they can leave a message or call back later. Don't feel guilty about not answering if you are busy doing something else, like finishing the chapter of a book or watching a favourite TV programme (or posting a message on the forum! :D). If they REALLY want you they WILL ring back. If they don't leave a message, you can always dial 1471 (in England anyway) to see if it's a number you recognise and then ring them back when you feel you can devote all your attention to them (best for both of you).

[Neil Wilson]

Cant you just tell the mans point of view, typical, I think its inbred, trouble is I would have to do the fitting of the camera and intercom as well|idea|I give upWell said. The screwdriver is in the box in the garage under the bench with the disassemble car engine on it, which is behind the spare engine which is under the dust cover that was a wedding dress and to the left of the lawnmower which you didn't put away properly the last time.
|jumphappy
Sorry Jeanette, it just flowed off my pen.

[jeanettemarie]

Thanks Neil I think you would get on fine with my lot| thats just what they would say:(